Pulp Fiction (1994)
(Source: larmoyante, via you-had-me-at-bacon)
That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
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inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.
(Source: ayoson, via theboyofsilence)
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
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my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
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i feel good when i watch porn and i have a bigger package than the guy
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
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Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise
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